Called the Internet Escape Pod, it’s essentially a kind of Faraday cage made of stainless steel mesh that will block cellphone signals. A chicken drumstick serves as the door handle, and Colonel Sanders is draped a bit awkwardly over the top. Perhaps that is supposed to be a metaphor for the users to be taking refuge in his embrace from the deluge of Internet deals, but it looks more like he got tired while trying to climb on top of it and decided to just lie down instead.
The Internet Escape Pod weighs in at eight pounds and comes with a price tag of $10,000. Or you could just, you know, go for a walk or even just into another room but (gasp) leave your phone behind.