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Can a hamster trade crypto better than Warren Buffet?

Answer: This one can.

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There’s a hamster out there who seems like he could compete with the likes of Warren Buffet on the cryptocurrency trading floor. Mr. Goxx has his own trading office attached to his cage, complete with an intention wheel and two decision tunnels that let him communicate how he wants to trade.

When Mr. Goxx, who keeps his own working hours, decides he wants to trade, he uses the intention wheel to indicate which cryptocurrency he wants to trade. He then runs through one of two decision tunnels to denote what he wants to do with said cryptocurrency: buy or sell. His company, Goxx Capital, will tweet about it, and he has a live Twitch channel where his followers can watch whenever he’s in his office.

Remember, though, that Goxx Capital isn’t an actual trading company, and Mr. Goxx is not doing any actual trading. The two anonymous humans behind this operation said they started it as a joke after watching people put money into cryptocurrency even when they didn’t really understand it.

“It seems like most people from our generation see no other chance than throwing a lot of their savings on the crypto market, without having a clue what's going on there. We were joking about whether my hamster would be able to make smarter investment decisions than we humans do,” said Mr. Goxx’s owner.

Still, there’s a chance that Mr. Goxx understands finances a whole lot better than anyone predicted: according to Protos, he is currently outperforming Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway, as well as the S&P 500.
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